Jewel, with the help of Funny or Die, goes to a karaoke bar disguised as a frumpy account rep and fake-reluctantly agrees to sing ‘Foolish Games’ and other Jewel songs, wowing the boisterous crowd, their reactions are priceless. Then she reveals her true identity and everyone smacks their foreheads and says, “OMG. No way!”
We covered Jesus being a dick a little while ago, found here, and it was an instant classic, well of course more have been added in this part 2 edition. The good thing and the bad thing about Jesus is, he’s always right behind you. So as everyone thinks Jesus is the nicest human ever created, by these pictures he can really be an asshole sometimes haha, enjoy.
I don’t think you need many reasons why you should ride a polar bear to work if you could. If it was possible I would have been riding a polar bear to work since 1992. In addition to being magnificent murderbeasts, Polar bears are also endangered, so if you want to ride one to work I encourage you to go donate some benjamins to the World Wildlife Fund. If not we’re all gonna get stuck riding horses, mules, bison, or some other shitty animal. Regardless here are the 6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work.
So here is last week’s round up of 7 videos you should definitely check out. There are some fights, some comedy, some dirty dancing, some rocking out in the library, some nerd freak outs, and a male cheerleader guaranteed to make you smile, enjoy.
Old Man Owns 5 Guys (Street Fighter music in background is a beautiful touch.)
How To Trick People Into Thinking Your Good Looking (Give it a chance it’s actually really funny.)
We have covered the spread of the game Bro’s Icing Bro’s here before. Well if you happened to be harassed with this vicious attack on all that is good with imbibing at your local watering hole, house party, kegger, crawl, social event, etc… our suggestion is to punch the guy in his uterus. I’m kidding. What you should do is take that drink in hand, reply “I don’t like this thing and here’s what I’m doing with it” (but don’t toss it out a window) and then smoothly ARM CRUSH that S.O.B. This incredibly strong maneuver will forever remove you from their silly game. It’s exactly like the “do not call” list. The 550 ARM CRUSH is the new way to post up and crush a beer. This pose is the ultimate bad ass stature and would make a beautiful image with any cool backdrop. For instance I am going to go sky diving this weekend, and when I’m mid flight I’m going to rip out a Guinness and ARM CRUSHHHHHHH, tell me that picture won’t be awesome. There is no real rules, you can use whatever drink you want, thank god, and you can balance the drink on your bicep or forearm, whatever works really. Here is a collection of people arm crushing, and don’t act like your not going to start doing this every time you have a beer in your hand. You can check out the official website for more arm crushes here as well.
Click below to see more awesome arm crushing pics, they rule.
Anyone can be a hipster… Even a baby. Although they are really victims of their parents’ fashion regimes, hipster babies are just as cute — if not cuter — than any other hipster, which isn’t hard since all hipsters look like dirty new age hippies who haven’t showered in 7 years.
Product reviews posted by customers at the web’s most famous e-commerce site, Amazon.com, are a useful tool when buying online, but it seems some customers have too much time on their hands and have been playing around with them. Meet some of the funniest reviews we’ve seen.
Two things to say: per. fect. and awe. some. love this video because it reminds me of my dog. This dog pretty much rules, and after seeing it I might have to make a version starring my dog, so stay tuned. But for now just watch this awesome dog obey every command from reading racist books to beating up kids.
Unless of course, it’s your wildest dream to get crushed by a stampede of dudes. Here’s a nice succinct little recap of everything that’s wrong with the Electronic Daisy Carnival. Thousands of kids rolling on E in close confines is never a good idea. I guess the only thing cool about this was kids flat out fucking with cops, pushing them and then running away unable to get caught by fat cops who just fall on their face when attempting to catch a 5 foot tall crackhead darting through a crowd. This happens at the 6 minute mark and again at the 6:35 mark if you were wondering.
It’s a new Old Spice Ad. What more do you need to know? He’s walking on water. He’s sawing a counter-top. He’s diving into a jacuzzi. My favorite part is the way that the motor bike is already running. I have legit started buying Old Spice deodorant strictly on these ads, and I smell great, becasue I’m a man baby.