We already know that Justin Bieber has some of the creepiest fans. Here’s a website that chronicles all the desperate, sweet, and creepy things these fans would do to get with Justin Bieber. I cannot emphasize enough that the average age of a Bieber fan is somewhere under 16. WTF. I compiled my favorite ones which are probably submitted by guys just messing around because it’s funny, but it’s hilarious and creepy to think these are actually coming from a 10 year old girl who is completely serious.

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It’s been awhile since we posted some good demotivational posters. That being said, we’ve decided to compile a list of our favorite inappropriate demotivators for your nostalgic viewing pleasure.

Warning: The following material may be sexist, racist, and boner inducing. Proceed with caution.

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The best part about this is you only need a empty roll of toilet paper and water. I can not wait to start doing this at every house I attend and then go on to blame it on some innocent bystander, because you know you can’t confront someone about shitting on your toilet seat, you kind of have to just suck it up and accept it. So here are the step by step directions on how to make a life like piece of poop, don’t you love the internet.

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Since having a pet T-rex has become very popular lately there has also been a huge trend in feeding them cocaine for some reason. I don’t do cocaine myself as a human so I guess that is why I never feed my pet T-Rex, Edgar, cocaine either. Regardless though to all the pet T-Rex owners out there that are shoving cocaine down your pet’s mouth, here are 7 reasons why you should stop.

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If your not familiar with this internet meme, pretty much it is just awesome pictures of people or things with the phrase “Haters Gonna Hate”. No matter where you go or what you do there is always going to be haters, so sometimes you just gotta roll with it and know that haters gonna hate, that’s their job. Here a bunch of pictures of people not giving a shit about the haters, they keep doing their thing.

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If you are complaining about how shitty your life is lately then you should step in the shoes of a male Angler Fish. If there was an award for “Getting Shit On” the male Angler Fish would be in great contention to win the award every time. Let us stress as well, it is just the male Angler Fish that has the worst life ever, the female is a boss. Read on and you will notice your life isn’t so bad, or maybe it is, what the hell do we know, but at least when you start kissing a girl your face doesn’t start melting off, unless your into Tijuana Hookers, in that case your life is probably a tie with the Angler.
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Our mothers always told us, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”. Well, what if you do have something nice to say, but that something nice was just a bunch of regurgitated bulls–t? Maybe it’s best if you still hold back and not say anything at all. Some of them date so far back that we don’t even know what they mean anymore. So, why do we keep using them? If you’re considering using one of the following clichés to encourage someone, you might want to think twice or you could end up with a mouthful of knuckle.

7 “What Goes Around, Comes Around”

Your girlfriend just dumped you for another guy. Your a–hole co-worker just got the promotion you worked your ass off for. The guy that cut you off made the green light and you got stuck at the red. But it’s okay, cause they’ll get theirs….eventually. When in reality, they probably won’t. And even if they do, you probably won’t be around to witness it. We can also thank Justin Timberlake and his repetitive lyrics for breathing new life into this cliché. It’s easy to convince everyone that gets screwed over that retribution will be coming their way when you’re making 20 million dollars off of it.

6 “Good Things Come To Those Who Wait”

When something bad happens to you, there’s nothing more frustrating than someone telling you “good things come to those who wait”– especially because it’s not actually true. For example, we waited two long years for a sequel to Iron Man and what we got was definitely not that good. Just kind of “eh”. So, It seems that “Eh things come to those who wait”.
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Happy National Boat Safety Week! In honor of this very important week, here are a bunch of boats with really clever names. I would say you should steal these ideas and put them on your boat, but chances are you don’t own a boat, LOSAHHHHH.

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Since so many of our readers enjoyed our first installment of funny exam answers, we decided to dig up another collection of some funny, yet sometimes creative test answers. You might think some of these are silly but I say it’s better than leaving the space blank. I always pulled the “rewrite the numbers in the question and make it look like you did a good amount of work to get partial credit” move, a classic performed by many. I never saw the gain from drawing a scene from Snakes on a Plane, never thought it would get me many points, but I guess I just wasn’t thinking rationally.

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