Jenna Mourey, aka JennaMarbles who is hot and funny, almost extinct combo, is back again with another hilarious video. If you aren’t familiar with her, she is a writer for a division of barstool sports, and she is also the creator of the over 12 million viewed hit video, how to trick people into thinking you’re good looking. In this video she gives you a full proof way to end a conversation you have no interest in being in. Guy tries to talk to you at a bar, solved, bum stopping you for change and won’t leave you alone, solved. This move can work in virtually any situation and get that annoying asshole away from you and have you back to enjoying your day in no time. So get a pen and pad because Jenna is about to drop some knowledge on you.

This is how you throw up like a boss at choir practice. Step 1, get an awesome bowl cut. Step 2, do not sing along whatsoever. Step 3, get physically sick from the awful singing that is surrounding you. Step 4, let a warning shot of puke go to let people know you mean business. Step 5, When every single person does not show you the respect you should be given, unleash the rest of the ammunition. Step 5, do all of this with a straight face, folded arms, while not giving one single fuck, LIKE A BOSS.

So of course by now I am sure you have seen the video of news reporter Serene Branson tripping over her words, to say the least. Well at first it was reported that it was because she suffered a mild stroke on camera. If this was the case it would be mean to make fun of her, but of course that wasn’t true, she is just an idiot, or a genius who created a secret language only spoken by her.

If you missed it or just want to see it again, you can catch the original video below
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Every time Home Alone comes on TV, I stop everything Im doing, and sit back to watch the magic of Kevin McCallister. Say what you will about Macaulay Culkin, but he was perfect in this movie, and it will forever go down as a Xmas staple. There are so many good one liners in this, its impossible to name them all, but here are a few things about the movie that you probably didnt know.

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This guy, Usman Ahmed Uzzy, know how to make an entrance, he has dance moves for days, a sweet fake gold chain out of 1998, and weighs 90 pounds, so he has to at least be an incredible fighter to back up this Goliath swagger right? Not so much apparently, hilarious.

I guess I should return the chocolates and stuffed animal to the pharmacy, but she’s going to have to accept the porno DVD I got her, it’s a double disc collectors edition and the shipping and handling was $14.95.

You can call me immature, but this exam answer is hilarious. The best part was it wasn’t just any test, this was the kid’s biology FINAL.

In honor of the Man vs Computer Jeopardy! tournament coming up next week, I decided this was as good a time as any to post this video of Trebek recording his plugs for upcoming Jeopardy contests. By now we have all seen Bill O’Reilly flipping out. Alex doesnt really flip out on anyone but himself, which is the funniest part. Combine that with him chugging beers between each clip, and this is pure gold. SUCK IT TREBEK!

Have you ever wanted freedom so bad, that you strapped bread to your head? Sometimes humor exists in the most tragical conditions and while there is nothing funny about what is going on over at Egypt, there is some humor in the helmets that these guys are putting together. Of course the reason is because there are thousands of people throwing rocks and heavy objects in protest of the government. The logical thing to do is to cover your head with something, but unfortunately all these people don’t have New York Jets helmets in their closet to use, so what is the next best thing? Whatever is laying around, that’s what, like a stove pot, or water bottles, or even loafs of bread for crying out loud. Here is a collection of the funniest of helmets seen so far.

More Egyptians helmets that even Macgyver would be proud.
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