If you didn’t know by now, the Dos Equis, Most Interesting Man, ad campaign has been a big hit. I personally am a big fan of it as well, taking a little of the Chuck Norris concept and applying it to this guy who is the coolest, it’s funny. Of course the internet has savagely attacked the ad and turned it into a circus with people making up there own catch phrases for the Interesting Man. Here is a collection of the best ones that are brutally truthful, hilarious. (Note: the shark week tag line ran rampant on the internet before it made it to the actual commercials on t.v., showing that companies actually do listen to idiots on the internet.)
I will be honest this comment is very long, so I was very reluctant to read it at first, but I gave it a try. As soon as I started reading it I knew I was in for a treat and it didn’t disappoint. I don’t know what kind of drugs this kid was on when he started shooting this story out of his ass, but I really think it was genius in a weird sick way. So kick your feet up and enjoy this magical story, which derived from a simple status question on someones facebook.
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This video is pretty rad and almost hypnotizing when watching it. If you enjoy watching this sort of thing, here’s nearly 7 minutes of it for your viewing pleasure! Personal favorites are the Karate Chop and Eggs on Face. The video was shot on the Photron SA1.1, Directed and produced by Philip Heron and James Adair.
In viral marketing for the movie The Last Exorcism due out August 27th, the girl from the movie took to Chatroulette, everyone’s favorite place, to give some pervert guys looking to score some boobs a shock of a life time. The best part about these reactions is how excited they are to be seeing some boob, ears perked up, eyes wide open, just waiting, but instead of boobs they get an exorcism, classic. That’s what you get perverts.
When you think of ways to use a hooker one thing comes to mind, sex. Now while hookers are great to use for sex they can also be used in many other ways, and if your paying good money to use them why not get your moneys worth. Here are 5 super neat ways to use hookers illustrated by the oatmeal.
This is always a fun game, lets play “how many people she has banged”. Look at these nice ladies and try to guess how many lovers each of them had in her life. Who had 1, 5, 25, 50 or 5,000? Which woman hasn’t had sex at all?
If a newspaper needs to raise the number of its readers, here’s a nice idea. All the announcements must be published honest. Because in all honesty no one gives a shit about two people getting married especially when everyone knows it’s going to end within 2 years with a nasty divorce. If the newspaper published wedding announcements like this I would be the first person to get a 80 year subscription just to laugh my ass off every morning. Below are 5 premium examples.
Like many I am a rap fan, or hip-hop, whatever you want to call it. I think everyone knows by now that rap has become accepted in the music industry and is bigger then rock and roll in some peoples eyes. The thing I have against rap these days is there is a bunch of no talent idiots who tend to just rap about cars, women, and money, hell I could make a list of ridiculous Lil Wayne lyrics that will have you laughing your ass off (I’ll make a post on that topic soon). But below are some very highly respected, and rich rappers in the game today, that still say some awkward and terrible lines from time to time, here are 10 that come to mind.
Jay-Z – $63 Million
Diddy – $30 Million
So if you don’t know by now we think Insane Clown Posse, ICP, and the Juggalos, their fans, are the weirdest/funniest/dirtiest/scariest/coolest/don’t give a shit about anything/ nicest people on Earth. We did a post about them and the Gathering, a festival held by ICP, once a year which includes a bunch of musical acts and last a few days. You can find that post here, but the 11th annual festival just ended and it was a shit show of course to say the least. Below is a video of Tom Green interviewing different Juggalos at the Gathering. It is funny not because he does anything funny, it’s funny because the people in the video are so bat shit insane and out of their minds on drugs and alcohol it’s hard not to laugh, especially at the kids at 2:00 minutes in, WOW.
Next headline from the show……. below.
We don’t think about it often, but ever wonder how everyone in the world stays so well connected via internet. It’s more the under water cables that connect us than satellites according to the creators of this map and may be more of an amazing feat. Interesting to check out regardless. Click the image twice to see the largest version.