I’m not even going to go into writing something on this kid, just watch, it will be the best thing you see all day. All I will say is it will be really creepy if there is a mega earthquake on the west coast in September.
The following is an awesome craigslist posting by some guy in L.A. When i read it I couldn’t help to post it because it is spot on and a great reality check for a lot of chicks out there. I added the pictures of course to spice it up, but here is the actual craigslist posting as well found here. A must read for all girls who complain about not being able to find nice guys. The posting reads as followed:
I see this question posted with some regularity in the personals section, so I thought I’d take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven’t figured it out.
What happened to all the nice guys?
The answer is simple: you did.
See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He’d tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn’t feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you.
Giving your kid a gun to hold while you take their pic or stripping off for a raunchy webcam session when your toddler is running around are two of the more common sights you’ll see in this gallery featuring some of the world’s most famous – and stupid – parents. Booze and cigs are high up on the idiot list of what some think is funny too not to mention dangerous animals. We all need a photo of our beloved with something that can kill them in a flash, sounds like a safe idea to us.
Waking up at the wrong time because “PM” instead of “AM” was set up, the page’s left edge rips because the perforations don’t tear cleanly, the other sock in the pair goes missing, and so forth. These are all normal happenings that exist in our imperfect day-to-day lives and this series of simple illustrations points out what a perfect world would be like without such disruptions. It can also be seen as a means of discovering things that a lot of different people can relate to and think, “Yes! I hate it when that happens!”
Personally I don’t watch much television except for Lost, so obviously I am not on the Pacman ghost’s level of entertainment, because these guys love t.v. Except for one of the ghosts which makes for a hilarious conversation.
This poor girl is so, so sad about moving to Japan and possibly never seeing her first love again. This pretty much sums up true love: it’ll all end in tears, and a restraining order. You find your young daughter distraught over the impending loss of a friend, you:
A. Hug her, console her, and tell her it will be OK.
B. Bake her some cookies
C. Make her relive her trauma on camera for the amusement of strangers over the internet.
We’re sorry, but C was not the correct answer. Would you like to try again? Hopefully in 20 years this little girl will have this video on her facebook while be reconnected and married to Stephen.
Whether you believe in Jesus or not, I think we can all agree regardless he is a pretty good guy. You never heard any stories of Jesus being a complete asshole to anyone or committing any crimes. That is what makes these pictures so great. Here are some examples of everyone’s homeboy J.C. being a complete dick to people, LOL.
4 million years ago, a single hominid Australopith stood upright. 200,000 generations later, its descendants, modern Homo Sapiens, conquered the world, flying to the moon and smashing the atom. What you are witnessing gentle folk is an event equally as monumental. Sometime around 4,000,000 AD, this cat’s offspring will evolve giant brains and opposable thumbs and build cat skyscapers and cat rocket ships. Evolution continues!
Whether it be the jammed printer, the locked up computer or the annoying co-worker, the office place is a bottomless well of potential things to be pissed off at. Although 99.9% of us can deal with the everyday stress of such a toxic environment in a ‘healthy’ way, there is a certain .1% of the population who we all want to live vicariously through. Here are 10 video of people raging it up in the work place.
7. Man Goes Ape Shit On The Entire Office
This guy doesn’t care if he is pelting innocent women with computers, he has one thing on his mind, and that is to destroy everything and anything in the office. Here is also another angle captured by a video phone. Is that a fucking sledge hammer he pulls out of nowhere?
6. Printer Problems Will Do This To Anyone
After problems all day with a printer everyone gets fired up, but when you get a ink spray to the face that was the final straw. I’ve done this to my printer at work in my mind about 50 times, never actually did it though like this psycho.
Dear, ladies. This is what you sound like to the rest of us. Hopefully by portraying this putrid behavior in a different light we will be able to finally get through to you guys that your ridiculous